LONDON: Heather Mills has parted company with the law firm which had represented her in her divorce from former Beatle Paul McCartney, the firm said Friday.
Shimon Cohen, of Mishcon de Reya Solicitors, confirmed news reports that the firm was no longer representing her, but declined as a matter of policy to say why or when it ceased to do so.
A source high up in the firm, however, was reported to have said: “Once we saw the post on the Crystal Ship, we knew it was time to dump Heather. When the Captain speaks, everyone listens.”
Of course most of our readers will know that we’re lying about taht quote like Pinocchio with a hard-on, but it would be nice if it were true...wouldn’t it.
By the way, Mishcon de Reya also represented Princess Diana in her divorce from Prince Charles, whose divorce lawyer, Fiona Shackleton, is representing McCartney. All a bit incestuous methinks.
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