Can a person for whom you have no emotional attachment to, make you feel good? It happens sometimes. It happened to me this morning. But there’s a dark lining on every silver cloud; and I foresee a disastrous day ahead. I cannot deal with a bunch of loud, cackling women. I retreat into a shell and look desperately for salvation or redemption. But God does not save or redeem the harlot. Even the beast has more hope than the tramp.
Da Doo Ron Ron is never one to shy away from a good joke, and this is a classic example of his unique sense of humour: Sent by SMS, all across the globe I presume, on Sunday morning....
This one was sent in by the Flying Scotsman, who obviously knows why they’re still ruled by the English.Two Glaswegians, Erchie and Jimmy, are sitting in the pub discussing Jimmy's forthcoming wedding.
"Och, it's all goin' pure brilliant," says Jimmy. "A've got everythin' organised awready, the fluers, the church, the caurs, the reception, the rings, the meenister. Even ma stag night".
Erchie nods approvingly.
"I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jimmy.
"A kilt?" exclaims Erchie, "that's braw, you'll look pure smairt in that"!
"An' whit's the tartan?" Erchie then enquires.
"Och," says Jimmy, "A'd imagine she'll be in white!"
