Thursday, October 4, 2007

Famous last words

An article in today's Guardian by Ian McKie about last lines and the truth behind them got me wondering (not thinking, I did that earlier) about other famous people and their alleged deathbed utterings. Here are a few gems, believe them or not, they make for good reading.

"Wait 'till I have finished my problem!"

— Archimedes

"Only from the cold, my friend."

— Bailly, Jean Sylvain: On the scaffold, awaiting the guillotine, he was heckled by a spectator who noticed that he was trembling.

"How were the circus receipts in Madison Square Gardens?"

— P T Barnum

"Now comes the mystery."

Henry Ward Beecher

"Nostiitz, you have learned many a thing form me. Now you are to learn how peacefully a man can die."

Gebhardt von Blucher

"Do you know where I can get any shit?"

Lenny Bruce

"Take a step forward, lads. It will be easier that way."

Robert Childers: Childers had been fighting with the Republican Forces when he was captured by pro-treaty troops at Annamore. He was tried before a military court, found guilty of possessing an automatic pistol, and executed by firing squad at Beggars Bush Barracks.

"That guy's got to stop. . . . He'll see us."

James Dean

". . . the fog is rising"

Emily Dickinson

"Shakespeare, I come."

Theodore Dreiser

"KHAQQ calling Itasca. We must be on you, but cannot see you. Gas is running low."

Amelia Earhart

"All my possessions for a moment of time."

Elizabeth I

"God damn the whole fuckin' world and everyone in it but you, Carlotta."

W C Fields

"My dear Schur, you remember our first talk. You promised to help me when I could no longer carry on. It is only torture now, and it has no longer any sense."

Sigmund Freud: He was bedridden and in intense pain when he pressured his personal physician for relief and received several large doses of morphine. He slipped into a coma and died the next day.

More to come at a later date

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