Saturday, September 22, 2007

Cycle of life

As if there weren’t enough bikes on the road Suzuki Motorcycles India has announced that it will come up with a new 150cc motorbike variant in February next year, according to PTI.

According to the report a spokesperson from Suzuki Motorcycles said that models like Heat (125cc) and Zeus (125cc) were targeted to provide Indian customers a refreshing new feel in the 125cc commuter segment.

While Heat was targeted towards excessive bike users, Zeus was more for young college students and executives the spokesperson said.

What on earth is an “excessive bike user”? Is it someone who goes to bed with his bike, or occasionally taps the exhaust (hey it’s been known to happen). Be that as it may, no more stupid kids with a wish to end their meager and miserable lives can obtain the tool to do so.

I think we should ban all bikes under 500cc, then at least if you kill yourself you can look good while you do it.

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