Bush kills Mandela

Oh dear George W is at it again with his verbal rubbish. Bush took his head out of his arse long enough to utter: ''I heard somebody say, ‘Where's Mandela?' Well, Mandela's dead because Saddam Hussein killed all the Mandelas.''

Needless to say Mandela’s spokesperson has placated South Africa and the rest of the world by confirming that the old boy is still going strong.

Bush’s press secretary, however, confirmed that Bush is still a wanker.