MANILA, Philippines: According to the Associated Press, thousands of rural people have been displaced by increased military operations, a left wing Filipino farmers group said Friday in an appeal for help to the United Nations High Commissioner on
Refugees.
OK, so far so dreary, but hang on it gets better.
The Farmers' Movement of the Philippines, or KMP, urged the UNHCR to send goodwill ambassador and Hollywood star Angelina Jolie to the Philippines to look into the rising number of internal refugees in the country.
Angelina Jolie?! Methinks these farmers want to see more than an end to their plight. It’s like all the single men in Mumbai demanding Paris Hilton (Sign up now to the Paris For Oscar Club...starting soon, in a basement near you) come to the city to see their...errr...plight
The KMP, according to the AP, asked for Jolie to witness “the real situation of internally displaced people in the country.” As opposed to what? The surreal dreanm world that we all think farmers live in?
For heaven’s sake, if you want to see the bird and her plumage, just do what everyone else does...surf www.freeones.come. Classic!
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What has brought on this Paris Hilton infatuation? First you slime on about her "exceptional acting abilities" and now you mention her in an Angelina context. Is there a shortage of thick skinny blonds in Bombay? I can nail a sheeps head to a broom stick and post it over if you want. Angelina and red tape...well done, Dotsson, thats what I'm talking about!!!
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