Shane Warne and his ex-wife Simone (pictured during slightly happier times) have split for good after Warnie sent her a text message meant for another woman.
The message, which read, ‘Hi beautiful, I’m on the phone with my kids...the backdoor’s open’, was sent to Simone rather than the ‘woman’.
I presume Warne — who recently reconciled with his ex-wife — was not meant to be fooling around. Simone sent back a reply, which read: ‘You loser! You sent it to the wrong number’. Warne has— like every good man should — denied everything.
Of course everybody knows the danger of having too many numbers on your phone, especially when you’re a philandering horndog like Warne is. Damn those mobile phones.
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