SAN MARCOS, Texas: Now, I honestly believe that Americans are a much-maligned people, and have had the pleasure of meeting more than my fair share of cerebral ‘Yanks’. So why oh why, do they — every now and then — have to give the Associated Press these little nuggets, that just portray them as idiotic morons.
Get this: “Mike Guzman and thousands of other students say the best way to prevent campus bloodshed is more guns.”
Is this guy for real? For heaven’s sake he’s an economics major. Give him a gun and you might as well give your wife your credit card...because, baby, your life’s over.
According to the AP, Guzman, who studies as Texas State University in San Marcos, is among 8,000 students nationwide who have joined the nonpartisan Students for Concealed Carry on Campus, arguing that students and faculty already licensed to carry concealed weapons should be allowed to pack heat along with their textbooks.
Picture this.
Professor: So Mr Guzman. Can you explain to the rest of the class the tenets of Disaster Capitalism?
Guzman: Errr...no.
P: Mr Guzman, I demand an answer.
G: I demand not to be asked.
P: That’s it, you’re suspended.
G: Suspend this, motherfucker! (Guzman whips out gun, misses the Professor and kills classmate instead. Classmate’s boyfriend, peeved, pulls out his piece and shoots at Guzman, only to kill the janitor mopping the corridor. Soon everyone’s whipping everything out and the Gunfight at the OK Corral, suddenly, looks like a Disney flick).
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