Mills splits from law firm

LONDON: Heather Mills has parted company with the law firm which had represented her in her divorce from former Beatle Paul McCartney, the firm said Friday.

Shimon Cohen, of Mishcon de Reya Solicitors, confirmed news reports that the firm was no longer representing her, but declined as a matter of policy to say why or when it ceased to do so.

A source high up in the firm, however, was reported to have said: “Once we saw the post on the Crystal Ship, we knew it was time to dump Heather. When the Captain speaks, everyone listens.”

Of course most of our readers will know that we’re lying about taht quote like Pinocchio with a hard-on, but it would be nice if it were true...wouldn’t it.

By the way, Mishcon de Reya also represented Princess Diana in her divorce from Prince Charles, whose divorce lawyer, Fiona Shackleton, is representing McCartney. All a bit incestuous methinks.

Santana realises ‘she’s not there’

Rocker's wife of 34 years files for divorce, citing irreconcilable differences

SAN RAFAEL, California: Carlos Santana and his wife of 34 years are divorcing, according to court documents.

Deborah Santana, who in her 2005 memoir Space Between the Stars described her guitarist husband as being unfaithful, filed for divorce in Marin County Superior Court on Oct 19, citing irreconcilable differences.

Carlos Santana's publicist, Michael Jensen, said the case is “a private matter and there is no comment”.

The musician has said he knew he made mistakes in his marriage.

“I sincerely apologized to her and to my kids when I wasn't in my right mind and did something hurtful,” Carlos Santana said after the memoir was published. “It has helped me become more humble and to try harder to be the man she wants me to be.”